Laws Of Cat Physics......There are 10
For Example:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,
unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening
of cat food or a nearby scurrying mouse.
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't
Matter .
Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill.....There Are 14
For Example:
Pick up cat and cradle in crook of your left arm. Position right
forefinger and thumb on either side of mouth and gently apply
pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat
opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth
and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle
cat again and repeat.
Pet's Bill Of Rights.....There Are 10
For Example:
We have the right to be "Full Members Of Your Family".
We thrive on social interaction, praise and love.
We have the right to "Guidance And Correction" based on
understanding and compassion, rather than abuse.
Remembering Our Friends Both Past And Present
This one is dedicated to my hubby's Blue Healer named Fred. He was one
of those special dogs. He loved to do anything we did, but he especially loved
to "fish". He would sit beside you on a river bank or in a boat and watch your
every movement, and if one got off the hook, he'd try and catch it for you!
I chose the picture of my hubby and Fred fishing and used a lake and fishing
boat background. The tribute to Fred goes like this:
" Some Pets Come And Go,
And Others Stay A while.
Some Make Such An Impact on our Lives,
That Long After They Are Gone,
Their Memory Lingers On.
You Are One Of These
My Old Friend "
Fred
1989 - 2000
